Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018
Get the PLUM cardmug. a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.
by johnny monk November 5, 2006
Get the plum datemug. A slang word for colorful golf balls that come in an assortment of colors like red, green, and yellow.
I picked up some new plums today, I can't wait to go play golf this week.
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.
I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.
I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?
by akarocket April 18, 2024
Get the Plumsmug. by pinedog June 26, 2018
Get the Shlum Plummug. When Somebody is Being a Fucking idiot.
:john drops an egg on the new carpet floor and it cracks:
"John you fucking plum why did you drop the egg on the new carpet"
"John you fucking plum why did you drop the egg on the new carpet"
by Searfle October 22, 2017
Get the plummug. 
by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021
Get the Rum plummug.