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Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
mugGet the Goblin-Bodmug.

twat goblin

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.
by twatgoblin April 5, 2015
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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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Goblin Drill

A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.
Hey! This guy plays goblin drill cycle!

I bet he likes watching men mud fight naked!
by GoblinDrillSucks082 July 12, 2022
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
by Miyhgt June 7, 2019
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Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator
Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"
by Homielander March 5, 2023
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Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.
Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.
by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022
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