forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

Forum fluff

A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.

Look Jackie is back posting her usual forum fluff she wants David so bad.

by SOMEKHANT August 11, 2016

nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

Haitian Music Industry Forum

HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM (HMI Forum) - A platform for Haitian music industry professionals and enthusiasts to discuss and share information on industry news, events, and developments. From artists and producers to managers and marketers, the HMI Forum provides a space for members to connect and collaborate on projects and initiatives that aim to strengthen and grow the Haitian music industry. With regular discussions on topics such as copyright law, royalties, and digital distribution, the HMI Forum is a valuable resource for anyone looking to make their mark in the HMI.

The HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM is the brainchild of Rene Guemps, the Founder-CEO of Negre Marron Records and President-CEO of The Haitian Music Industry Association (HMIA), both located in New York City.

"I just joined the HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM (HMI Forum) and already I'm learning so much about the business side of the HMI. I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to get ahead in the industry."

by Negre Marron Records May 5, 2023

forums

usually girls, who made a wrong assumption or lied

"oh my god y'all are such a forums its unbearable"

by anduska July 27, 2023