A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.
by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013
Get the Cobra Upmug. A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
Get the Table Cobramug. A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
by Madro August 8, 2015
Get the cobra shotmug. The Dirty Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumcised is getting a blow job having just been inside their partners anus. The person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
by Bspoony123 August 28, 2022
Get the The dirty cobramug. by Harolddddddddddddddddddddddddd July 7, 2011
Get the cobra gangmug. Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
by DatguySkii July 6, 2025
Get the cobramug. by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017
Get the Cobra yawnmug.