Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.

“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”

by sackerland May 29, 2022

cheek collector

One who’s goal is to collect the butt-cheeks of women. This person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.

Friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man I heard you tried to get with Kate!?
Friend 2: tried to? Boy, I collected those cheeks last night.

Friend 1: oh shit son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector...

by Young ducky November 8, 2017

Soup Cheeks

When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.

"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."

by Prison Finish July 1, 2018

cheek squeak

the action of farting; cheek squeak.

"Did you hear Chloe? She did a HUGE cheek squeak!!"

by juliacrockett May 24, 2021

cheek ravine

A person’s butt crack

“Dude, I can see your cheek ravine”

by Chill vibes 4 life October 5, 2020

Porn Cheeks

When you flex your ass while power thrusting and the concave dimple appears on your ass cheek.

As Luke thrusted into Hannah you could clearly see his porn cheeks glistening in the moonlight through the car window.

by JewSickelz February 8, 2021

Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.

Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK

by addiiafrate April 24, 2022