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Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)
I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!
by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012
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wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose
1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?
by Mastikator November 4, 2004
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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard
"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"
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wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.
"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."
by hansanderson February 12, 2017
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wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.
'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.
by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014
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Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.
I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?
by Cloobus February 4, 2014
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Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
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