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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
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out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
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teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
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Teddy

Teddy is amazing and stinky
Omg I have a teddy
by Teddyismybestfriend April 3, 2022
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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
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teddy

Gay cocksucker is addicted to fortnite and is in a community club
Teddy is like you retarded
by K7_alrowe42 July 9, 2019
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Teddy Bermes

A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.
A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.
by TheRealPoperze April 2, 2017
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