Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

S.E.R.E Pouch

Utilizing your rectum to hide items from the guards while attending S.E.R.E School.

Bobby hid cans of chew in his S.E.R.E Pouch.

by #DG August 18, 2018

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006

Stank Pouch

Another name for a woman's vagina

The only thing a woman has to offer is her stank pouch.

by E Blorbus Unimax April 26, 2025

poopy pouch

A pouch that is attatched near the hip that will drain shit out of your stomach. Usually equipped when you go thru some fucked up surgery that will cause constipation.

1. STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR "POOPY POUCH" MOTHER FUCKER!!!

2.Man, those burritos really fucked me up.. Mind if i borrow your "poopy pouch" for a few hours?

by Jim1027 October 17, 2008

pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 06, 2025