indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

Indian Threshold

The threshold of annoyance you have to inflict on your friend before he / she insinuates that you are an Indian.

This usually works on people of Pakistani origin due to the historical hostility between the two nations. Probably works the other way around as well.

Jess: Hey help me pick out an invitation card for my fiance'.
Farhan: Hahh .. another birthday? How old is he? Around 40 now?
Jess: Eeewww he's not! That would make him 17 years older than me!
Jess: Stop being an indian.
Farhan: Ooooohh .. INDIAN THRESHOLD CROSSED!!

by dremel June 13, 2011

Indian wrestle

To engage in hand to hand combat for fun,as before football practice or gym class.

David and Greg liked to Indian wrestlein the locker room before football practice and games.

Michael and Glenn liked to Indian wrestle right before gym class.

by JMC70 February 18, 2017

Indian crow

An Indian crow is a crow that was born In the subcontinent of India. These birds often identify as Buddhist and migrate north rather than south for winter on account of likening the cold, much like the mind flayer from stranger things. This bird is indeed a strange thing.

A Indian crow loves cold snowy invirements. The Indian crow prefers to eat larger birds and is a bird of prey. The Indian crow looks like a normal crow but looks are desiving you must observe its habits to truly know what category of crow it fall into.

by 🧠🧠🧠 February 18, 2021

Indian breakdancing

The leapfrog-like activity where a group typically on a run or bike ride takes turns moving from the back of the line to the front of the line one at a time.

Wow this is a hard run. We should do Indian breakdancing to help push through!

by sammertime May 14, 2016

Applesauce Indian

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.

I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"

by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018

Indian Funnies

Indian Funnies are memes that involve an over usage of old memes such as “bruh”, or “21”, as well as an overly used amount of Peter Griffin and Laughing Emoji GIFS. These memes are often used to make fun of foreigner iFunny accounts. Usually when you see Indian Funnies, there will be loud Indian-style music, an overused amount of Indian instagram accounts, and lots of laughing emoji GIFS. Indian Funnies are ironically funny for how stupid they are. If you see an Indian Funny, then you are in for a real treat!

Guy on Instagram: *scrolling through and finds some Indian Funnies*
Guy on Instagram: HAHA BRUH UGANDA KNUCKLES 21 YEET!
Everyone else in class: *confused and concerned*

by Bootyballin April 14, 2019