The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
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by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008
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by paco de ponzone November 17, 2017
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by Bbd4l September 28, 2019
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by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024
Get the hillbilly suppositry mug.Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
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To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
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