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Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.
I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.
by Get Pecked September 11, 2019
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Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018
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The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020
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Hot Dog Hillbilly Water

Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.
You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say

“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”

Example 2:

She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.
by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024
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hillbilly scumfuck

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.
Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!
by movensilenze June 24, 2022
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Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.
Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.
by SeaCrone January 24, 2025
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hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket
by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017
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