Fart

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

fart

poorly made fan-art.

-hey , did you see steve's LOTR fan art ?
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...

by stevesfart September 29, 2013

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 8, 2014

fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

by HARASSS November 23, 2010

fart

1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.

2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.

Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted

2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again

by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.

Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

fart

air shit

dont fart in my car

by John cena fuckas111 October 5, 2017