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Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
by bigtones January 10, 2005
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Diet furry

A person who can not afford a full fursuit, and only has ears and tail, neko, werewolf girl, etc.
A cat girl is just a diet furry.
by Mazaradie June 9, 2021
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Diet Meth

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen
by drazby July 30, 2021
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Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.
by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022
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pill diet

A diet which consists of more than 15% over-the-counter or prescription drugs instead of actual food, since the person on it is either a drug dealing pharmacist, a hypochondriac, or has at least a dozen medical conditions. And no, I'm not making fun of people with medical conditions. That is personal experience.
A Human: Damn, how did Jenny get so fuckin' sexy? She was a complete fatass last summer.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.
by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 23, 2016
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diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shops—including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.
Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.
by Ilikemusicc September 6, 2022
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Diet sprite

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
by Fever_dream May 25, 2018
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