Benjamin Surplice

Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ

P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022

Benjamin Bacooon

A small mammal that likes the dark

“Oi Benjamin Bacooon” said Marcus

by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

Benjamin Jacobson

A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....

I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep

Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella

by mtaylor23 January 22, 2021

Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.

Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"

by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008