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selk bag

The greatest invention known to man. Forged in the deep wilderness of the Chilean jungle by the nomadic Selk'nam. Each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. Endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. As a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. At only $122.27 who could pass up a chance to own something so wondrous? An idiot, thats who.
Some Idiot: When I get home I'm going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.
by Mike Hunt Hertzalot January 14, 2009
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Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow
I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go
by crazykay87 December 3, 2010
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streesh bag

A person who uses cocaine and/or has no idea what is going on. Almost everyone in Stoney Creek, Ontario. Also pronounced streej bag.
Ken and the DA are streesh bags.
by Streesh Bag March 7, 2007
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boil-in-the-bag

instant, easy, not well-thought out. applies to viewpoints and opinions in particular
Last night my mate Turok was spouting his flimsy, boil-in-the-bag political opinions about the war
by Eggers07 November 7, 2007
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Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.
Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.
by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009
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Thunder Bags

A woman's breasts. Popularized by The Simpsons on Season 24 Episode 7 " The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
No one judges my wife's thunder bags. -Homer
by Spaceghostpurp January 25, 2015
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ten bag

a bag containing $10 worth of weed; also known as a dimebag.
usually around a sixteenth of an ounce depending on quality and who you buy from. should be enough for 3-4 smokes.
i picked up a ten bag last night and got stoned off my ass.
by abbas224 March 5, 2007
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