gabi shorts

A pair of shorts usually from American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch that sit so far low on the hips that you can see the top of the shorts-wearer's flowery thong. When the legs are lifted or the wearer walks, the ass-cheeks can be seen. A little bit to big in the thighs, even though the wearer is not too skinny herself. Usually worn by girls with low self esteem who dye there hair too much and are LG's.
Guy 1: "OMG when that girl walks i can see her whole ass in those gabi shorts!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
by FuckYouUpWestsideStyle March 23, 2011
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Short skirts

Your skirts is too short ugh no one what to see your short skirts

Damm your so sexy because your skirts is too short
by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016
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thot shorts

Extremely short denim shorts that hoes own. This item of closing is roughly 2-3 inches in length under the panty line. Known to cause extreme camel toe.
Look at that hoe in them thot shorts.
You wearing dem thot shorts
by AliKat69 April 17, 2014
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short money

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.
I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.
by Jaded Ace January 16, 2012
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short dizzle

a tiny penis that is usually owned by a wanna-be thug/wigger that claims to have a giant hog between his toothpicks
Gib wanted to be a porn star, until the talent scout told him he was a short dizzle.
by Jim Rieth September 07, 2004
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cargo shorts

the preferred apparel of the infamous "GDI". A pair of shorts that have two extra pockets, usually used for the storage of magic cards, handheld gameboys, etc.

the only thing that wont fit in these shorts with extra cargo space is... a bid card!
Fratstar 1: Hey dude, look at that kid with the cargo shorts.

Fratstar 2: Haha, do you know what the only thing that wont fit in those cargo shorts?

Fratstar 1: No, what?

Fratstar 2: A bid card!

Fratstar 1: Haha, fuckin geed.
by Gamma Delta Iota... June 26, 2011
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Short Hills

One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and possibly one black person. The public school is practically private and the houses are bigger than apartment buildings. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. Finals are not allowed until high school, SATs are always aced. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Crime dosent exist so cops spend their time breaking up parties and "warning" people about using drugs. Girls shop at exclusive boutiques like Gotham, Manning's, Kids at Heart, and the Short Hills Mall. Guys customize their shoes and pop their "oh so ghetto" collars. Pride is taken in the losing football team and the horribly irritating cheerleaders. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up the weekends. Roughly 100 are attended. In 10th grade the same number of Sweet Sixteens are held. Parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. The bottom deciles of the graduating class of Millburn High still go to top 100 schools. The entire town reeks of spolied brat.See Millburn.
by xyxyxyxyxyxy September 19, 2005
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