by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011
In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
by mistahtwist March 10, 2011
by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010
Running laps is when you are sniffing drugs, and because you are hip you do them in circles instead of lines. all the kids are doing it these days....... and you are doing multiple circles....!
by wherehouse bay b April 03, 2011
A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.
"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
by stomps July 05, 2018
Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.
by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022
This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud May 27, 2011