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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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Tennis Boat

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.
Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*
by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025
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Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
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tennis bong

a home made bong made from a tennis ball!
hey man check out my tennis bong!!
by Williamhtx April 21, 2017
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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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Converse Tennis

A Game Of Serve & Recieve Similar To Tennis On A Court
However This Definition Is Conversation Despatch & Recieve
You Say Hello , I Reply Iya How Are You
Really Enjoying This Converse Tennis ! Hey Me Should Register That Slang Innit , At Urban Dictionary !+)
by The V ONE 2nd To None January 31, 2019
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