Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it

NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Goddesskr December 12, 2018

Tennis Racket

Gyal with mad bunda

“Kevin look at that tennis racket”

by kteiner July 01, 2022

Tennis camp

Residential or overnight , usually a month or longer, Drug and/or substance abuse rehabilitation center.

I got so bad on the yip (cocaine) that I ended up going to tennis camp in Malibu for 2 months.

by Trooftoof September 08, 2023

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 10, 2023