tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

by Haleb June 25, 2008

tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005

Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.

Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.

by PMax January 20, 2009

tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars

syphin gashosetennessee credit card

by mopar May 10, 2009

Tennessee VagHammer

The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: will break most vaginas

"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"

"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"

by Ronerin September 14, 2009

Tennessee Slider

When you take a shit and you pass it easily with no effort, but it still remains a solid, and it feels incredible, like an orgasm for your asshole. Can usually be achieved by lifting your arms in the air when you poop. Comes out in a snake like form

Henry: "I just took a HUGE poop. It was sooo relaxing. I felt incredible"

Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"

Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"

by slutbaby October 12, 2010