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A Teni

Someone who is unique in their own way and the best way to describe them is a cute little rascal.
"Oh my days ! What is she doing? She's such a Teni."
by Kayla Fisher October 24, 2018
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Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.
by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020
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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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career tenant

A low morality individual who applies for tenancies, doesn’t pay rent for months/years, and then moves on to the next lease after forced eviction. Typically unemployed, a sex offender and/or a drug addict. Believes they are owed everything, and that the world is against them, while being a burden to their community.
James never hasn’t worked in 5 years, and doesn’t pay for any housing because he is a career tenant.
by Kekkers120 June 17, 2024
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National Tenant Day

A day for landlords to shower their tenants with gifts and words of appreciation. Legend has it that the best landlords cook their tenants a hot meal before giving them gifts and reading them a bedtime story. National Tenant Day takes place on the first of October or the first of every month if you are a good landlord.
My name is Kyle and I plan to celebrate my amazing tenant Max on National Tenant Day!
by AVeryCool-Person September 15, 2024
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