Tard-Bash 

Sexual act preformed on a person that is either naive, or a little slow, not a mentally disabled person.

Guy 1: Wassup?
Guy B: I just tard-bashed Rachel, im pretty beat.
Guy 1: : 3
Guy B: STFU.

Tard-Bash by ringoofthebeatles November 14, 2009

Tard Blog 

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher written back in 2002. Published by Tucker Max, it was later pulled by him due to the public backlash and the impact on his personal branding. A mirror of the site can be found at www.tardblog.org.

Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?

Tard Blog by cunningdingus August 1, 2011

tard swaddle 

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

tard swaddle by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

tard-kiss 

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

tard-kiss by joshua davey August 9, 2009

Tard-O-Copter 

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.

Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!

Tard-O-Copter by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011

Tard Latin 

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.

I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.

Tard Latin by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015

tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD

Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner

tard spinner by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017