pat and tap

When your girl jerks you off from behind and spits butter into your ass.

Last night my girl offered me a pat and tap it was a dream come true.

by PsychoCT April 15, 2020

has the taps

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)

Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.

by ereirrac June 02, 2010

Chicago Tap

When you can't fit into a parking spot while parallel parking, you have to tap the cars in front and back of you to fit.

Can I fit in that spot? Sure with a little Chicago tap, we can fit snuggly.

by koot04 February 24, 2013

net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot November 30, 2007

Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.

Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"

by Donkeyboy32 October 07, 2014

goo tap

in reference to male genitlia penis

Man, I can't wait for tonight. Billy's going to let me drink straight from his goo tap

by Walter Webber February 25, 2005

Fanny Tap

When one uses their hand in a tapping motion on a womans fanny area.
Usually when you tap, you say 'Fanny Tap' in a high pitched voice.
Fanny tap is in no way sexual, but just a fun way of getting on someones nerves.

I would love to go over to her a give her a fanny tap.

by Alex in Alton November 22, 2007