tank

Someone who becomes virtually indestructible and crazy powerful from eating too much awesome sauce.

Dave: Whoa, did you see Jake just do that!!!

Zach: Yeah, he's a tank.

by I. M. Awesome May 24, 2010

Shark Tank

A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.

Hey Mary, it's Friday! Shark Tank is on tonight!

by Telephony August 2, 2014

cum tank

A female (or fag) that tends to guzzle large quantities of cum.

damn, that ho is a cum tank.

by george smith February 21, 2004

Tank Whore

A Battlefield gamer that is constantly in the tank or similar vehicle. Said gamer invests significant time in earning all perks for the tank, enabling them to dominate less committed players. The Tank Whore is an asset to the team, but is very irritating to play against. Most Tank Whores have limited skills outside of the tank.

Squad member 1: Did you see Mike's score? ...He had 21 kills and 0 deaths!

Squad member 2: Yeah, but he's a total tank whore. He was in that thing the entire match.

Message from another gamer via xbox live: Dude you suck. You have no skills. You are nothing but a tank whore. Get out of that tank and I will get you with my tactical flashlight sniper rifle.

by OneBeanDeep November 12, 2011

b-tank

to be extremely gay and to be bad at everything. they are a bitch ass nigga who loves big floppy donkey dick.

that b-tank is about to get fucked up when i kick him in his black ass

by sammi brente November 2, 2008

French Tank

Modified military assault vehicle that has only one forward gear, but four reverse gears.
Used extensively in both World Wars.

English General: My word! Look at how quickly the French Army is retreating - how do they manage that?
English Sergeant: It's the French Tank sir - it has finally been perfected after nearly 100 years of development.
English General: Well I never - what will those onion-eating cunts think of next?

by English Bob July 16, 2007

Tank Ass

A fat angry man who has the same body composition of, and design as an M1A1 Abrams battle tank. Except without workable treads. Has sat on the same pillow for the past ten years, contact will cause pink eye.

Spends his time eating mostly TV dinners and small children.

Josh Fien is a Tank Ass.

by The Truth Hurts Fien February 12, 2010