Laffy Taffy

when a big girl is dancing, and then she stops dancing, but her body is still dancing.

Shake that laffy taffy

by Richard Dibble January 21, 2006

tuffet

the puffy bubble pockets of fat women and men tend to have usually right under their belly button. Caused by eating fast food, not exercising, or just being fat. Also know as muffin-top, love handles, back fat, inter-tube of fat, sausage links.

Look at that man's tuffet jiggle when he walks.

by Brittany Keig and Andie Rhodes February 12, 2009

Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

taffy pull

two brown/black men giving each other handjobs mutual masturbation

africa is known to have the highest continental incidence of taffy pulling

by Afrika Bambaataa January 3, 2008

Laffy Taffy

A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.

Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?

Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.

Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!

Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.

by wolfstarlover July 7, 2010

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011