The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022
Get the Trombonemug. The trombone is awesome!
by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021
Get the Trombonemug. OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
Get the National Trombone Appreciation Daymug. probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023
Get the trombonemug. When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
by goon451 November 18, 2020
Get the sleepy trombonemug. Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
Get the Golden Trombonemug. by Mondan April 21, 2015
Get the reverse rusty trombonemug.