carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 28, 2020

carpet ass

Someone who plays furcadia

Kawinma is such a carpet ass!

by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 07, 2008

carpet bombing

In a video game where the player proceeds to randomly toss or launch grenades hoping for a kill. Games like ghost recon where extreme proximity to grenades is deadly this is extremely cheap.

"Watch out. Some jerk is carpet bombing the alleyway. You can't get past."

by JoeMacD June 19, 2006

Carpet bagger

someone who acquires vast amounts of pussy

bro: Hey man whats good for tonight
dude: We are gonna go carpet bag like crazy
bro: aw yea man lets go bag that shit
dude: we're the carpet bagger's tonight

by pjurneejay October 28, 2011

persian carpet

A kind of long-haired pussy which, when you're on top of it, makes you feel like you're flying.

Dude, I got a ride on a Persian carpet last night - I'm still coming down from that shit. And pulling hairs out of my teeth.

by Stanley Shit-Pug November 07, 2015

Carpet Burger

A sexual reference to the female genitalia.

My girlfriend has a hairy carpet burger.

by Synne Vikernes January 29, 2009