v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp penis into a vagina -- this act is often performed while drunk and resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe
I drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance I was going to get hard. I definitely had to thumbhorn the bitch.
by thebozak June 11, 2006
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The term thumb mumbling is often used for situations when someone is not paying attention to what is around them and decides to text people instead. For example: when driving, in class, hiking, at the beach, in a museum, on a date, during a meal, during a movie, a funeral, flying a plane or space ship, giving a speech, preforming surgery, etc.
The term thumb mumbling is often used for situations when someone is not paying attention to what is around them and decides to text people instead. For example: when driving, in class, hiking, at the beach, in a museum, on a date, during a meal, during a movie, a funeral, flying a plane or space ship, giving a speech, preforming surgery, etc.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Get the thrumpin mug.A cup of cool water used to dunk your scalded thumbs in after burning them whilst retrieving a hot bowl of ramen from the microwave.
by Buried Treasure December 28, 2017
Get the thumb cup mug.A syndrome where the thumbs can't be used to text on a smartphone due to over texting.
Unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, Carpal Thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.
Unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, Carpal Thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.
"Kara, why can't you type a text?"
"I can't move my thumbs! I have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! Could it be Carpal Tunnel!?"
"No. What you suffer from is Carpal Thumbel Syndrome."
"I can't move my thumbs! I have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! Could it be Carpal Tunnel!?"
"No. What you suffer from is Carpal Thumbel Syndrome."
by spaztic_nerd May 20, 2013
Get the Carpal Thumbel Syndrome mug.Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.
by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014
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