white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 29, 2017

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 01, 2018

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 09, 2020

tackling a giraffe

trying to fuck a freakishly tall female

you can find me tackling a giraffe

by racinmason December 08, 2016

Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.

People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021