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Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
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Vegan Treacle

A hot spunky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals.
My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.
by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015
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almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.
“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”
by bitchardson February 13, 2020
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vegan tax

The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
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Vegan Shake

A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.
guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
by gimmeashske March 12, 2013
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Vegan vibes

Someone who really puts off that whole "i dont eat animals" vibe.
"damn shes really puts off vegan vibes"
"yea bro she doesnt eat Animals"
by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019
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