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the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 5, 2019
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Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.
by TheXtrm July 22, 2025
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Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina
“Bro did you hit
“Nah we just went shelfing”
by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."
by mell0drama September 8, 2016
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Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.
"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"
by PocketFruit July 29, 2025
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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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