closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

by chickenbiscuit3000 July 06, 2010

Closet Doug

a secret competitive eater

Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.

by Team Incredibly Awesome April 14, 2011

deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

by shabbyjohnson August 24, 2011

Rainbow Closet

A state where in a man shows so much lgbt pride and disposition while still being technically in the closet.

Harry Styles just waved a bisexual flag at Coachella. Harry Styles and his rainbow closet makes everyone happy.

by Etienne Brownlee April 19, 2022

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 04, 2018

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie March 18, 2011

locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.

Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.

by MexiGin February 26, 2012