Definitions by shabbyjohnson

deep closet 

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

deep closet by shabbyjohnson August 26, 2011