Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

Boo bank

A cemetery eg. A place to deposit ghosts.

You owe me money. I'll send you to the boo bank if you don't pay up.

by r3ttah June 25, 2016

anita banks

A beautiful larger type woman who has strong opinions and will not take any crap.

She was a strong Anita Banks type woman... he knew he was no match for her.

by Banks1 March 22, 2017

bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Geoff: I get these really bad vibes about my bank, I feel like I can't trust them...
Barry: Mate, I think you've got bank-xiety

by supersony March 13, 2019

bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

When your bank speaks to you like a bunch of bankers? That’s bank-xiety.

by Milpool1234 March 13, 2019

baby-banking

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.

There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.

by GhostSpider August 28, 2021