anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him

If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.

Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!

by fdsoldier June 16, 2016

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.

Look at that guy anus burping.

by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014

bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013