shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."

Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm

by bwaller December 9, 2008

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Taleen

-Sweet,

- want to learn guitar

- caring

-Marvel fan

-blink

-would listen to you if you need a therapist

God bless you all.-Taleen-

by Jisoo November 25, 2021

no-talent

See boy band.

Hi I'm from NHOTGUYS*...
Oh shut up!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

no talent

Charli D'Amelio and Justin Bieber

Chad: look its the no talents
David: OMG its Charli and Justin

by SEARCH UP COLBY ON URBAN DIC. November 3, 2020

Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)

Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!

by auburned June 16, 2011

taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010