What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
by cum #727 December 9, 2022
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and Mickey Mouse.
and Mickey Mouse.
Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”
Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
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An act of sex where the man pulls his legs behind his head and puts his penis in between them so it juts outward. Then the woman rides the penis until she has an orgasm.
Man: Hey baby, you wanna bang?
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar
Woman: Eh, what can you do?
Man: I can pull off the bionic seahorse
Woman: Oh my goodness, lets bang right here in the bar
by Thatoneguywhoeatskids August 7, 2011
Get the Bionic Seahorse mug.Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.
by danke August 28, 2005
Get the I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.) mug.Also known as the swim capital of Indiana, home of one the nation's most premier athletic programs. Can be heard chanted from Ohio. Home of the most historic pool in the state and new home of the finest pool in the nation. Seahorse Country means that Munster kicks ass at all meets.
This Is Seahorse Country!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!
by SWIMMY WIMMY February 18, 2011
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A female who is very sexually active with males and females. She typically refuses to use protection, and usually will have some sort of STD. If a girl ever says Swead, it usually means that she is a sweas, regardless if she is talking about someone else.
It is usually used for trash talking between two males.
It is usually used for trash talking between two males.
Person A: "I was getting Hella bitches at that party last night!"
Person B: "you mean you were getting Hella sweads last night!"
Person A: "Man fuck you!"
Girl: "did someone say sweads?"
Person B: "Oh I see, you were with this swead!"
Person A: "fuck off! "
Person B: "you mean you were getting Hella sweads last night!"
Person A: "Man fuck you!"
Girl: "did someone say sweads?"
Person B: "Oh I see, you were with this swead!"
Person A: "fuck off! "
by AestheticTrash September 12, 2016
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