stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.

Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!

by Pork King November 10, 2005

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.

"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"

by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009

Put your nuts back in your sack!

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."

by Mister Priapus June 24, 2005

Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.

That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!

by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009

Sack-out

To go to bed.

I'm so dead tired. I can't wait to go home and sack-out.

by 7h0rn3 May 14, 2009

sack breath

(1)A case of extreme halitosis where the person(s) breath resembles the scent of genitals.
(2)The scent left on a person(s) breath after performing oral sex.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? You have a wicked case of sack breath going on!"
"Katie has a mean case of sack breath!"

by desksgt303 July 30, 2009

Sack Lantern

To place a flashlight on your sack and shine light up through, creating a redish glow or lantern effect

Remember that time Nick did the Sack Lantern and then Luke stuck the flashlight in his mouth?" "Ya man Luke took that Sack Lantern!

by nickvanl April 28, 2011