by coleismole August 20, 2023
Get the Rim Surfing mug.People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.
Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
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An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008
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Get the Sufering mug.When you are driving at speed up a motorway, you open your windown fully , put your arm outside the window (fingers pointing the direction you are driving) and make a wave with your arm (like simulating a rolercoaster)
by Yabbers October 28, 2004
Get the Motorway surfing mug.An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.
As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away
by bad mother lover September 17, 2010
Get the Abdominal Surfing mug.A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.
That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.
by BigFace Vinny April 2, 2011
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