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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
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Stuck on stupid

When the black girl on the TV show picks 5 black people out of obscurity because she knows that no white people are going to name them all, if any of them, and they're still saying I should know this for 5 minutes after seeing the pictures out of a sense of guilt about looking racist on TV.
She knew before the show started those guys were going to get stuck on stupid and not know what she was doing with them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).
Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!
by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022
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Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces
by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011
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stuck knuckle

The sexual act of fingering someone so tight, your knuckle gets stuck.
"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so hot!"

"Yeah, Tommy stuck knuckled her last weekend."
by BenjiBonz October 12, 2013
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Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.
" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."
by skribble August 19, 2013
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Stuck

Cartman wanted to try being a failure for fun, to see what it was like, but didn't want to get stuck as a failure all the time, like when he started pretending to have Tourette's to fuck with people's lives, then he ended up really being stuck with Tourette's and only his stuffed animals would tell him he was awesome, at least that was what he saw in his hallucination. Perhaps there was justice in the world.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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