Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.

girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."

by beebus February 9, 2010

gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009

Stiff

Being a morgan

Morgan is being stiff today.

by Collincreech December 20, 2024

Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.

"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005