Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

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A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

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Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

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A person/asshole who picks the stickers off your baseball caps.

I bought this new cap and that sticker picker ripped off all my stickers.

by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016

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Stickle Bush is the physical nature of a female never washing the sperm residue from her vagina causing it to harden and crust. Reasoning of this behavior is the lust of a love one to the of losing him. Issues with allowing this to happen may result in sealing the vagina up completely and problems with their monthly gift.

Boyfriend:"Dude, I wasn't able to get a piece of tail again last night."

Friend: " What, is she not putting out?"

Boyfriend: " No the crazy b!+€h has a stickle bush."

Friend: " That's $h!+¥ man."

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

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