- yo! what are we doing today
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,
- Yeah, what about it?
- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.
- you're kidding me, right? it's the 5th of January,
- Yeah, what about it?
- its international steal a sign day. We're bout to steal some signs man.
by Pab The Builder November 24, 2019
by Lani_love25 March 20, 2018
A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.
The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020
A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate
by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 03, 2014
The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 06, 2019
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
by Snaccson September 29, 2019