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status killer

A less popular person commenting on somebody's status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status.
Keith: My status was going awesome then Donald commented on it

Bernard: he is such a status killer
by diago carl sanchezzio October 15, 2009
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Status Slut

A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.
Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)
by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009
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statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010
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Statutory Rape

The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.
Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.
by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011
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Chola Status

Drama with the mexican girl group. The mexican girl group consists of usually about three to ten Cholas. When you are in Chola Status there is almost no getting out. You better know someone on your side who speaks good spanish cause when they are mad they only speak spanish. You also better have a pretty good answer to their most famous line, "Why you pussyin out?"
Chola to other girl: "Why you pussyin out?"
other girls friend to other girl: "You're in some deep Chola Status, girl."
by Jane Dawson March 8, 2010
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Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do
1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
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Status Rape

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)
Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her
by T_Adam November 1, 2010
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