stathis

Cool motherfucker Unstoppable Unbeatable 100% gonna kick ur ass and definetely not a douchebag Actually θα σας γαμησω το κολι σας και θα ποναει περισσοτερο και απο παρθενα μαλακισμενα!

U aint gonna mess with stathis goes you know you will lose

Big and not straight dick penetrate through skin stathis

by Killerwhale555 January 12, 2012

Berlin Static Cannon

When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.

After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.

by Cock Cobbler March 13, 2011

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

Islamic State

ISIS, ISIL, or the Islamic State, is an armed organisation based on establishing an Islamic caliphate in the Middle East including regions such as Syria and Iraq. Best known for the well-publicised recent beheadings of American and British citizens abducted in Syria.

The Islamic State is currently waging a war against the Syrian government over control of the country.

by commienazijew November 14, 2014

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns

His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom

by kangamater May 30, 2014

Norfolk State University

The illustrious Norfolk State University is a 4-year HBCU located in the heart of Hampton Roads, VA. NSU is home to the largest football stadium amongst all HBCUs and the #1 theatre program as well. At NSU, We See the Future In You. Every year, Norfolk State graduates soar to new levels and they are sure to leave their mark on society. BEHOLD THE GREEN AND GOLD!

I am a proud graduate of the Norfolk State University.

by mtw22 May 13, 2019