Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes and they stare at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes

I opened a package of lindt chocolate and my roommate gave the fatty stare

by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025

Gen Z stare

A label given by Millennials and older generations to the incredulous look that Gen Z people give them when they are asked a question that is so ridiculous that they don’t know how to reply. They go into a state of disbelief, a look that says “are you serious?” Before they either reply with the answer they assumed obvious or just simply shoo the person away if there’s nothing they can do.

Older people call this rude or stupid behavior, but honestly. It’s usually warrented

Millennial or older person: can I have the strawberry banana milkshake?
Gen z: sure
M: I’m allergic to bananas, by the way
Z: so… would you rather have a strawberry milkshake? Since you’re allergic
M:no, I want a strawberry banana milkshake!
Z: *Gen Z stare*

by The-g-wo-man July 14, 2025

The Stare

When one of your animals is on your lap, and when you start to push them of to get up they stare at you. A look in their eyes that says “don’t leave, otherwise I’ll be sad”. You love your pet so much that you don’t move and don’t get anything done for the rest of the day.

Don’t give me The Stare please

by ILIkEWoRdsYuM February 24, 2020

The Acceptance Stare

A moment in which you wake up to prepare for school but momentarily stare into space as you sit on the edge of your bed, accepting the fact you have to go to school.

Person: The first day of school I had The Acceptance Stare that very morning.

by CubedIce August 27, 2019

Gen Z Stare

“when a dumbass millennial says a stupid question that can simply be answered if they put their brain to work, results in a teenager looking at you dumb asf, wondering how the fuck that came out of your mouth”

millenial: whats the price of the coffee latte
*says prices on the damn fucking menu*
teenager: “gen z stare”

by baddestbaldie July 26, 2025

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023