banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

Fidget Spinners

A Unpopular Toy For People Who Have Autism

Dude1:Dude Nobody Wants Fidget Spinners
Dude2:I Have One

Dude1:I hate You Now And Go Fuck Yourself With The Fidget Spinner

by StupidSonic245 September 15, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020