Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.

"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

Verbal spamming

Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.

Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.

Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.

Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)

by piratsindre April 5, 2008

Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty

Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper

by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010

spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

Voice Spam

Obscene number of calls made to one person by one person or organization. Similar to email spam.

AT&T has been voice spamming me all week - calling me twelve times to get me to switch my telephone provider.

by Michael Christenson August 21, 2007

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.

Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.

by fooster1012 April 24, 2013