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Simply Southern

a brand that all the rich preppy white girls wear in southern states. i swear only fake girls who have to convince people they have a booty wear these. people usually wear them with black leggings and uggs/white converse.
-that girl samantha is lowkey cute
-man hold up, she's wearing a simply southern shirt. you can't trust her.
by headasss January 7, 2017
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southern bell

1) (noun) A delicate woman of Southern birth, prone to fainting spells, mint juleps, and Electra complexes. More often spelled "southern belle." (From the French <I>belle</i>, meaning beauty.)

2) The really crappy phone service provider that covers most of the Southern US
Scarlet O'Hara is a classic southern belle.

Man, Southern Bell really soaked me on these service charges this month. Seventy-five cents for call return?
by LadySphinx February 24, 2004
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southerner

a term referring to about 50-60 million people who live in the Southeast. Many of these people are generally good, and the majority of them also have a strong sense of morals and traditional family values, which is very important. However, about a quarter or so of them, usually referred to as rednecks or white trash, are not good people. They only make up less than 20 million of them though, and there are also rednecks in The North, too, so its not just The South.
Southerners (the people who live in the states below Kentucky and Missouri) are usually more hospitable and moral than a lot of people in the Northeast or on the West Coast.
by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005
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Southern Comfort

1. A fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the USA since 1874.
2. To adjust one's package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
Can be applied to ballbag re-allignment, tucking the cock into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
NOTE: any Southern comfort over 5 seconds should be classed as pleasuring yourself.
Wary Friend Nigel: Er, you alright there mate?

Clive: Yeah, ah, sorry about that, just applying some Southern Comfort.
by Grimmy Bumm November 14, 2009
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southerner

Contrary to popular belief, southerners are not ignorant, drunken hicks that live in trailer parks and eat possum as shown by Dukes of Hazzard and Kevin Federline. Most southerners are well educated and have a strong sense of moral value. And no, not all of us talk like Forrest Gump. Southerners are perhaps the most badass variety of Americans there are and in short, we basically own everything.
Northerner: Haha man that southerner sure is a redneck.

Southerner: Yeah why don't you go practice falling down; I'll be there in a minute.
by mkiff450 September 10, 2008
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Southern Front

Reference to the male genitalia, in the context of him "getting some".
"Yo Broski, how are things treatin' you on the southern front?"
"Great man, I just got some ass last night!"

or

"Things are quiet on the southern front."
"Ah, in a dryspell, eh?"
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SOUTHERN BLOWFISH

One of the most dangerous things you can do to a pregnant women.Can introduce air into the uterus, causing the placenta to separate from the uterine wall,leading to hemorrage and miscarriage. Bad idea!
Never give a pregnant girl a Southern Blowfish.
by flagrantviolator June 1, 2007
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