Scouser

(Noun) A person from Liverpool who tweets for money and interviews.

"What has the flat earth to do here. And yes. That’s why you tweet: for money and interviews. A proper scouser. Now bore off"

by df11892 July 11, 2018

Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.

Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"

by Am Sho December 12, 2011

snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.

"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."

by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003

Snosage

nickname/code name for sniffed drugs

"if i want you to speak i'll wave a snosage over your nose", "you snosage head"

by aurica4eva January 26, 2006

shouse

Pronunciation: rhymes with "blouse"
Function: verb
Inflected forms: shoused; shousing
Etymology: From the words "shirt" and "blouse."

1: to pull down a woman's top so as to expose her breasts or brassiere.

1: That bitch shoused me and everyone saw my boobs!

by ThatGirlOverThere December 14, 2008

Scouse steve

A male Stalker regulary found hiding in the bushes out side 59parkgate road trying to sneek a peek at his loved one. he likes to show people his bleeding crusty ring! lovely! he works at brannigans and regulary performs the YMCA dance with his queer collegue "BABE"! supports the one and only Liverpool FC in his never ending search for glory! has an obsession with abi shitmus!

I saw a german porno the other day and i spied this hairy ring - piece, it was sooooo like the scouse steve - he is warm.

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.

" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!

by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011