procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017

Snap bitch

Someone acting like someone they really ain't

Dis mofo is trying to be a player , looking like a snap bitch

by Beowulf78 September 03, 2017

pissball snaps

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid

" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"

by Sampson3436 August 16, 2011

snap-ranting

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

by donutsforbreakfast May 29, 2015

Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.

"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.

by MikeKal August 23, 2009

drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.

I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.

by talty July 05, 2014

Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010